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Friday, June 17, 2011

The largest condom factory in the States burned down.  President Obama was awakened at 4 am by  the telephone..
“Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!   I’ve just received word that the Durex  factory in Washington has burned to the ground.   It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be  used up by the end of the week.”
Obama:    “Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We’ll be  ruined. We’ll have to ship some condoms in from Mexico ..”
Telephone voice says, “Bad idea… The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We’ll be a laughing stock. What about Canada ?”
Obama: “Okay, I’ll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and  three inches thick. That way, they’ll continue to respect  us  as Americans.”

Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick,  exactly as requested… All colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:

MADE IN CANADA – SIZE:  SMALL

Forward this if you’re proud to be Canadian!

(author unknown)

XOCHOMILCO, MEXICO D F